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Well, yes, I missed yesterday's 5th Annual KnitCroBlo Week topic because it was Monday - not as bad a day as some were having, but by the time I had time to sit down and draft something, and also had thought of something to write about, I was just too wiped out - Destructo Boy was having a major malfunction, and the mothership had neglected to include the user manual or secret code when they dropped him off.
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| Destructo Boy's mind is as much of a mystery to me as Data's |
Anyway, I am attempting to shake off the frazzled-ness of yesterday by joining in with today's Knit & Crochet Blog Week topic:
5KCBWDAY2: Dating Profile
Write a dating profile for one your your past finished projects.
Kind of an interesting idea, but I'm too scared of what I might find if I Google 'dating profiles' so I shall make it up as I go along. I think a Lonely Hearts type thing might be more straightforward. And instead of a past project - none of which need to advertize for a home - I think we will try to find a match for some of my stash. We don't even insist that it has to be a perfect match, anything in the generally overgrown and abandoned companionship ball-park will do .....
385m/420yds of 100% synthetic ball of soft fluffy sparkle WLTM knitter (preferably novice) with no taste, or sense of style but lots of pity & GSOH.
To sample more knitterly dating profiles, pour yourself a large glass of wine, and pop the tag 5KCBWDAY2 into Google ....
*puts sunglasses on* that's quite the yarn there, Viv! You forgot to include 'big needles an advantage, but not necessary* ;-D
ReplyDeleteOh my, I want it! That is some spectacularly tasteless yarn :D
ReplyDeleteWow. That is quite the yarn you have there. I hope it can find an appropriate knitter. Maybe have it check with the children?
ReplyDeleteI've been told there is a pattern for every yarn... Good Luck!
ReplyDeleteYou've just made me laugh with that!
ReplyDeleteYou could make some mad looking Evil Minion hats with that :D
ReplyDeleteI'm with Hanrahan, I laughed when I saw that photo. Whatever possessed you to purchase the stuff in the first place? :) It could potentially be some funky pillow cover for a 60s inspired den, but ...
ReplyDeleteLOL, which relly do you really hate... :D
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