Friday 20 January 2012

Friday In Numbers


11,000,000,000 ie. eleventy billionth time I failed at parenting. Good parenting is just an imaginary concept.

10 was the volume that I was shouting at this morning

5 times that I swore in one sentence this morning

4 winter hats that Destructo Boy owns, none of which he could find this morning

3 weeks' worth of Mini Diva's freshly ironed clothes found crumpled together on the floor of her wardrobe

2 very - very - quiet children

1 maternal meltdown

0 left of the bottle of gin hidden in the pantry


4 comments:

  1. Hey, it happens. Your kids will still turn out fine.

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  2. Sometimes a good shouting is the best thing for all concerned :)

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  3. Every once in a while you gotta let everyone know who's in charge... Gordon's!

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  4. Thanks for the input on my blog. For some reason I'm not having the same problems here as on other blogs - must be your good Karma!

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