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I am not here.
No, I'm not a figment of your overactive imagination; this post is scheduled.
I am at the dentist.
My dentist is nothing like the one below, but the one below is the archetype taprooted into my brain like a particularly malevolent dandelion.
I am fully prepared for any aftermath: I am stocked up with ibuprofen, paracetamol and gin.
Think of me kindly when I'm gone.
I'm definitely thinking of you. That's the same dentist archetype I have as well (and mine's nothing like it either). Hope it goes ok. (It will be fine!) xx
ReplyDeleteDrama queen! LOL
ReplyDeleteHey, this is gonna be a snap! The universe owes you for letting you run out of yarn on the baby sweater, remember? It's time to call that chit in!
ReplyDeleteGood for you being so brave:) I hope everything went well and that you'll use the gin to toast your dentist not just drown out the pain.
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