Yes, there's a tricksy element involved, but the giveaway itself is absolutely concrete; the joke is what it consists of - it is 3 x 100g balls of this:
It is unloved and forlorn in its garishness, and I am certain there is someone out there who has just the right victim, I mean, person, and project in mind for it. Entry is free, UK postage is free. All you have to do to win is make sure I have your email address when you submit your comment (so I can notify you if you win), and be the LAST person to comment on this blog post today.
I wish you luck - whether to win or not win the yarn depends on your opinion of it .....
