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Two actual conversations that I've had this week with Destructo Boy:
Conversation #1, in town, at a closing down sale of a shoe shop:
DB: Mum, if you want any of these shoes, I'll buy them for you with my own money. Even if you want all of them.
Me: Aaaw, hun, that's really nice of you, thank you ! Why would you do that ?
DB: Because you're my Mum and I love you lots.
Conversation #2, in the kitchen:
Me: Phew, something is really stinky in here, I think we need to take the trash out.
DB: No offence, Mum, but it might be you because you haven't had a shower yet.