11,000,000,000 ie. eleventy billionth time I failed at parenting. Good parenting is just an imaginary concept.
10 was the volume that I was shouting at this morning
5 times that I swore in one sentence this morning
4 winter hats that Destructo Boy owns, none of which he could find this morning
3 weeks' worth of Mini Diva's freshly ironed clothes found crumpled together on the floor of her wardrobe
2 very - very - quiet children
1 maternal meltdown
